The Biscuit' IS THE PLASTIC CARD THE PRESIDENT CARRIES WITH HIM AT ALL TIMES WITH THE CODES NECESSARY TO LAUNCH A NUCLEAR STRIKE. ACCORDING TO A MEMOIR BY GENERAL HUGH SHELTON, BILL CLINTON MISPLACED THE NUCLEAR KEY CARD FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
CODE RED?
Who lost 'The Biscuit'?
Slick Willie
Left it willy nilly
Somewhere upstairs
While attending to less nuclear affairs
Of state
Perhaps a date
With Monica or Hilary
Or something more military.
And though the Secret Service
Got nervous
About that lost biscuit . . .
No one else even missed it!
